Hedonism Enthusiast Gifts

Frankly, I'm not as interested in resisting temptation as I am in finding it!

"What do you recommend for someone being tried in absentia?"

"It turns out crows find a bunch of dead crows more frightening than a man made out of hay."

"To paraphrase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure without pain au chocolat."

Orientation: Welcome to Hell

'I'm into natural foods, Joe -- give me a martini with a soybean in it.'

American Venn diagram

"All these vitamins and nutrients, plus it makes it own sauce! We should be eating this!"

Grass: We lost some good men today!

'I'm redecorating my den and need a 16 point buck for the wall - see to it, Pendleton!'

Nikolai Gogol

'...and that concludes this seminar on healthy living. Now, if anyone cares to join me, I'm off to that new place down the street for some steak and a few beers.'

Backdoor

"Ambitions... to eat, drink and be merry."

"My famous chicken soup! The secret ingredient is the rum."

'It counts as one of your five portions a day.'

"I was the first one to work completely gluten free."

Powell

'What do you mean I have to eat more greens? I eat pistachio ice cream every night.'

"My telemedical nutritionist calls it surprisingly smooth, with a fruity bouquet rendered more enticing due to a hing of cassis and touches of bell pepper aroma."

"To the fact that martinis have no cholesterol, gluten, or GMOs...."

"Which one had the health benefits in it?"

Left Luggage

More Animal Grammar. Pool sharks. Pool sharks.

"As a political consultant, you don't need to know what's right or wrong...just what's right of left."

Eugene Ionesco.

"You'll have to give up the wine and the women. It's OK to sing, but only in moderation."

Virginia Woolf.

Now Let's Turn to Politics

'It's one of your five a day.'

'Make sure he gets plenty of fruit.'

I've started so I'll finish...

'I hate snakes.'

Call Waiting for Godot.

'Maybe I'll die earlier because I drink, smoke and eat too much. But at least, I'll die happily!'