Heckler Tamer Gifts

'He's a master of the cruel put down.'

'I don't want him experiencing anything until I've totally checked it out.'

Catching Jeffrey To Change His Diaper.

The Baby Walker

'It's good - but it's not digital quality.'

A midwife holding a baby

I was holding out okay, until he made it into crumb cake.

Coping with a strong-willed child

"My kid's a holy terror... no offense."

'I think we'd be more confident about meeting our targets if we could work out what they were!'

'That's not speaking, that's barking Try again'

Secretive Weigh In.

To do before Saturday...

"I don't care how good he is. Ain't nobody can get a short on Jeffrey."

'He works out aggression by bayoneting the leaves.'

Janey then realized that babysitting isn't easy...

"I lost 20lbs on my diet. I guess it's time for a relapse."

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Horsekeeping - No. IX

He has his own peculiar problems whether casting from the beach or from a boat.

Mum and the Sleepless Baby

Crying baby

"We'd love to come, but we can't seem to find a sitter."

Happy Tots Day Care.

Education Guidance

'They've been in there all day writing the job description.'

"Would you buy the apple pie for me? I'm on the 'No You Don't!' Diet."

'He left for the office in a bit of a temper!'

"Tell the truth, Ezra. Does it look like he's being a more effective parent than me?"

Quiet Time

"Yes I really do need a glass of water. My duvets on fire."

Dad's home

'He's a cheat I tell you - it's just a trick!'

'I told you he had a temper.'

"Pick me! No me! Me! Pick me! Pick ME!"

'It's an emergency! The sitter wants to know where Marmaduke's doggie treats are!'