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'He's a master of the cruel put down.'

'I don't want him experiencing anything until I've totally checked it out.'

'It's good - but it's not digital quality.'

Catching Jeffrey To Change His Diaper.

The Baby Walker

A midwife holding a baby

Coping with a strong-willed child

"My kid's a holy terror... no offense."

'That's not speaking, that's barking Try again'

'I think we'd be more confident about meeting our targets if we could work out what they were!'

Secretive Weigh In.

To do before Saturday...

"I don't care how good he is. Ain't nobody can get a short on Jeffrey."

'He works out aggression by bayoneting the leaves.'

Janey then realized that babysitting isn't easy...

"I lost 20lbs on my diet. I guess it's time for a relapse."

He has his own peculiar problems whether casting from the beach or from a boat.

Mum and the Sleepless Baby

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Horsekeeping - No. IX

Crying baby

"We'd love to come, but we can't seem to find a sitter."

'They've been in there all day writing the job description.'

"Would you buy the apple pie for me? I'm on the 'No You Don't!' Diet."

"Tell the truth, Ezra. Does it look like he's being a more effective parent than me?"

'He left for the office in a bit of a temper!'

Education Guidance

Quiet Time

Dad's home

'He's a cheat I tell you - it's just a trick!'

'I told you he had a temper.'

"Yes I really do need a glass of water. My duvets on fire."

'It's an emergency! The sitter wants to know where Marmaduke's doggie treats are!'

'Please have the bouncer throw me out before the dessert course.'

"Pick me! No me! Me! Pick me! Pick ME!"