Heavenly Trendsetter Gifts

Most folks just go with the white.

'I'll be darned! A nipple mood ring!'

"My tweet about not caring about what is trending is now trending."

Old hippie gives peace sign.

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

'Ouwth! Bid my tong!'

"I feel there's a whole culture around mules."

"I'm both too liberal to be preppy and too conservative to be trendy."

Non-Uniform Day Today.

"How are the new lips feeling babe?"

Do you like my bling?

"When a cowboy wears it, it is a cowboy hat."

"It isn't fair! Why aren't thin lips fashionable?"

"That's a good look for you, J.B."

'Now don't complain Mum: You started it by giving me my first nose-ring...'

Snake Dress-Up

Woman colouring man's clothes with crayon.

A Revolution In Formal Wear! The Cummertie in Four Classic Styles!

"My dad said they used to be bands."

New Shades 2020

Future Old People

Man admiring his friend's skull topped scarf pin

'Love the kitten heels!'

"And I'll have my usual - 'Mutton dressed as lamb'!"

Eventually I'd like to major in cosmetic surgery.

'There, but for the grace of God, go I.'

Tattooist to Support - Please Help.

"Baldo, even though you've done something funny to your hair...it does not change my feeling for you. You're still my handsome nephew...and I still love you as much as before. Even if you've gone crazy in the head."

Cybergoths.

'Ooh! But neck piercings are soooo last season.'

'You're going to school dressed like that? I can hardly see your underwear!'

It was the Tube logo what gave me the idea

'I don't care. You're not going over to the dark side and that's final.'

Woman who has run out of make-up

Which way to menswear?