Spiritual Trendsetter Gifts

The square halo.

1 million flock to see Pope give mass - 'Pope Idol.'

"It's black, but it's not New York black."

"I'm both too liberal to be preppy and too conservative to be trendy."

Buzzfeed does The Bible: 10 commandments that will blow your mind.

"Online Data 5000 powered by teenage girls"

"I'm not sure cuteness counts as a core competency? but hey if it gets hits, you're on."

"Communion at the contemporary service is scones and coffee."

"You know, Father, they say the Old Testament is the new New Testament."

"Look, previous, your video got 954 likes this morning!"

"That's a good look for you, J.B."

Snake Dress-Up

'YESTERDAY was tie down, sleeves up...today is tie up, sleeves down!'

"Jessica tells me you have a Twitter following in the six figures."

Woman colouring man's clothes with crayon.

Social Media

'No, I'm not a connoisseur, but I do have a website.'

"Cool bling bro!"

'I know it's cold up here, but you can't attain enlightenment wearing a hat like THAT.'

"And I'll have my usual - 'Mutton dressed as lamb'!"

"The most moral consumer - Didn't shop at Walmart - Didn't order things on Amazon unless it was, like, an emergency - Tried to be vegan - Always had an extra canvas bag in her car (which was a hybrid, by the way)"

"I annoyed my friends by posting pics of my meals, so I stopped that and am posting my Wordle scores instead."

'I don't care. You're not going over to the dark side and that's final.'

Impact of E-Commerce

"Is it good or bad if our company is going viral?"

"Help!!"

Aura Ashley - Mediumwear.

"Hold on. I've got a call on my other wrist..."

"Look, a plastic punk!!"

"We are now inviting passengers who have liked and shared our posts to preboard this flight."

Man with laces on his feet.

"Dragons were never out of style."