Spiritual Trendsetter Gifts

The square halo.

1 million flock to see Pope give mass - 'Pope Idol.'

You're telling me not to choose sides between Google and Apple. Precisely. Computer Villa. Stay neutral. Continue to support both companies. Emotionally. Right. By buying as much as you can from both companies. Doesn't that only benefit you? Heretic. Absolve yourself by upgrading your phone! Computer Villa.

"It's black, but it's not New York black."

"I'm both too liberal to be preppy and too conservative to be trendy."

"Communion at the contemporary service is scones and coffee."

"Online Data 5000 powered by teenage girls"

Buzzfeed does The Bible: 10 commandments that will blow your mind.

"I'm not sure cuteness counts as a core competency? but hey if it gets hits, you're on."

"Look, previous, your video got 954 likes this morning!"

"That's a good look for you, J.B."

"You know, Father, they say the Old Testament is the new New Testament."

'YESTERDAY was tie down, sleeves up...today is tie up, sleeves down!'

"Jessica tells me you have a Twitter following in the six figures."

Snake Dress-Up

Woman colouring man's clothes with crayon.

Social Media

'No, I'm not a connoisseur, but I do have a website.'

'I know it's cold up here, but you can't attain enlightenment wearing a hat like THAT.'

"Cool bling bro!"

"And I'll have my usual - 'Mutton dressed as lamb'!"

'I don't care. You're not going over to the dark side and that's final.'

"I annoyed my friends by posting pics of my meals, so I stopped that and am posting my Wordle scores instead."

"The most moral consumer - Didn't shop at Walmart - Didn't order things on Amazon unless it was, like, an emergency - Tried to be vegan - Always had an extra canvas bag in her car (which was a hybrid, by the way)"

Impact of E-Commerce

INSTAGRAM FEEDS MATTER

Man with laces on his feet.

Consumer Trends Straight Outta Kabul

"Hold on. I've got a call on my other wrist..."

Aura Ashley - Mediumwear.

Most folks just go with the white.

"Help!!"

"We are now inviting passengers who have liked and shared our posts to preboard this flight."

The Common-Spotted Tweeter.

"Dragons were never out of style."