Heavenly Trendsetter T-Shirts

'I'll be darned! A nipple mood ring!'

"My tweet about not caring about what is trending is now trending."

Old hippie gives peace sign.

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

'Ouwth! Bid my tong!'

"I feel there's a whole culture around mules."

"I'm both too liberal to be preppy and too conservative to be trendy."

Non-Uniform Day Today.

Do you like my bling?

"How are the new lips feeling babe?"

"When a cowboy wears it, it is a cowboy hat."

"It isn't fair! Why aren't thin lips fashionable?"

"That's a good look for you, J.B."

'Now don't complain Mum: You started it by giving me my first nose-ring...'

Snake Dress-Up

New Shades 2020

"My dad said they used to be bands."

A Revolution In Formal Wear! The Cummertie in Four Classic Styles!

Woman colouring man's clothes with crayon.

Man admiring his friend's skull topped scarf pin

"And I'll have my usual - 'Mutton dressed as lamb'!"

'There, but for the grace of God, go I.'

Eventually I'd like to major in cosmetic surgery.

"Baldo, even though you've done something funny to your hair...it does not change my feeling for you. You're still my handsome nephew...and I still love you as much as before. Even if you've gone crazy in the head."

Woman who has run out of make-up

Which way to menswear?

'You're going to school dressed like that? I can hardly see your underwear!'

Tattooist to Support - Please Help.

'I don't care. You're not going over to the dark side and that's final.'

'Ooh! But neck piercings are soooo last season.'

It was the Tube logo what gave me the idea

Cybergoths.

"Of course I'm young at heart...I had one of my wrinkles pierced, didn't I?"