Heavenly Jokester Gifts

"I haven't changed my facebook status."

"Apparently you should have kept your Facebook private."

"We only got six days of funding."

'...We apologise for any inconvenience this may cause..."

Kid in time-out writes 'it was the best of time out...'

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

'What - NINE whole lives for only ONE eternity?'

'Actually, we were hoping you guys would have the solution to all our problems.'

"Surgery up here is free!"

The Adventures of God

'Let's have some fun... give Eve extra memory.'

'It's not for myself, you understand."

'Of course homosexuality is not a sin, handsome.'

"We can't Sunday. We've been invited to 'you know who's' skybox."

"All we have left is standing room only."

'Okay, found you. Now let's open the 'Review' link...'

'...heard the one about the Venusian, the Martian and the Saturnian?'

Clown God

A surprise in heaven

'We've re-branded.'

"I do tech support for the cloud."

'I'm being sent back. I told you I have a great attorney.'

"Some mid-life crisis that turned out to be."

'I knew if we waited long enough, heaven would downsize.'

"You are running low on cloud storage space. Please upgrade your account to continue."

"Is this what I want to be doing with my death?"

'Are you sure You can be objective? -After all, You did CREATE them.'

Halo Frisbee.

'Stocks plummeted on news of your demise.'

'Look man, no wings!'

"It turns out you can 'take it with you' if you pack correctly."

"Actually, I think you looked better WITH a beard."

Saint Peter will sometimes put on a disguise just to play a prank on the new arrivals.