Heavenly Ideals Challenger Gifts

Smoking in the Paradise.

"Mainstream? Who's to say what's mainstream?"

Bureaucrats held up by the workers.

"Ever notice how grateful people are when you present them with facts contrary to their beliefs?"

"Scientists confirmed today that everything we know about the structure of the universe is wrongedy-wrong-wrong."

Caricature of Noam Chomsky

'Confusionism'

Paradise FC: The Blessed Y The Rest.

'No, please, go on. It's so refreshing to talk to someone with an entirely different point of view.'

Age 42: Still stuck at the children's table.

Played Wordle Fair and Square

You've got to admire his spunk.

Thinking of throwing the 'Think' sign into the garbage.

"I'm feeling generous."

'He made it big in the athlete prayer industry.'

'It's says here that you are 'kind to inferiors'. I'm surprised to learn that there are any...'

'Could this mean that we're finally profitable?'

"£100 spot fine...er, because we don't like your face."

'Yeah, I'm an atheist - and a damn good one.'

Medieval Patent Office

'The end is near.'

"Hal, your 'live for today' philosophy just doesn't cut it at business planning meetings."

Boxer with glasses.

'She's only a secretary, but she has her own suggestion box.'

'Society doesn't see me. They don't care. It's like I'm invisible.'

When intelligent cars lose the will to drive

Dangerous ideas

I'm going to argue that free will should be considered a form of entrapment.

"I hate playing with pros!"

'That's an innovative idea...but we would never consider it. It hasn't been done before.'

Conference Against Racism, Intolerance and Exclusion

'Modern technology being what it is, there's a good chance it won't work anyway.'

A title doesn't make you a leader.

'Woah! I think I got on the wrong bus.'

'Any chance of a plea bargain?'