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'I'm not complaining, but shouldn't we be in training for Armageddon or something?'

"How can you be out of wings?"

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"It was better before God took up knitting."

Angels await for their baggage around carousels.

"I thought there would be bacon here."

Hang on...I've got WINGS..!!!

"It's true: no more burpees."

"Sure - After the aggressive guys wear it all out!"

"If you get to the pitchfork-shaped cloud, you've gone too far."

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

'Pre-existing conditions - What did YOU die of?'

"I just know he's gonna ask me why I voted for Trump."

"It's just one bad review and we all know who wrote it."

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'Looks like somebody needs to lay off of the authentic angel food cake!'

'This is way better than a litter box.'

"But what if this is all there is?"

"Guide to physical comedy fish"

"Perhaps more people would give heed unto the word of the Lord if the Lord had a funny blog."

"Would you like to leave a message? He's on the throne"

"You're a physician? Let me ask you about a problem that I've been having."

'It's sad in a way -- just when he was declaring victory.'

"I don't want any old ones, I want my own back..."

God passing the time.

'So that's why I didn't get that train set? !'.

Mr. and Mrs. Angel

'The only way anyone gets in is on there knees.'

'I don't want this job. I worked all my life and retired. I like being retired.'

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"I can never remember if it's smite or smote."

'That's what I'm talkin' about!'

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"Well if it isn't Mr J.R.Hartley!"

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