Heartfelt Humor Gifts

'Have you forgotten, dear, that you gave your heart to me in nineteen ninety one?'

Romance

"This is my new country song I wrote about my self-driving truck leaving me..."

OFA. Onion Farmer of the Year. I told myself I wasn't going to cry ….

Barman In Love.

Phoenix

Brian the dog#3 - Brian now realised he was NOT man's best friend.

'Marry me, and make me the happiest man in the world.' 'You want BOTH?!'

Caterpillars in love

"She was a rescue."

Safe driver.

'You were right, Mum - he only wants me for one thing!'

'She kept pinching the Vicar's bum!'

Valentines

A dog with a heart shaped hole in his body

Surgeon Finds Heart Reading 'Be my Valentine'.

Tom had considerable emotional baggage.

I know you can't forget, but you should learn to forgive...

'Your heart is slightly larger but that's because you're an animal lover.'

Tunnel of Love - LGBT Friendly.

"Leave room for sex."

'Dear Oscar, such a dry sense of humour.'

Kissing Hands

"I know you're a brain cell, but can't you act more like a heart cell?"

Under Canvas

'Debbie, does this mean it's over between you and I?'

A heart flies out during an operation.

"This here is a little number I wrote when I recovered a repressed memory."

'The limousine they sent us has flashing lights and a siren.'

" When you're done fooling around with those lights, come and eat your dinner, it's getting cold!"

'I know I've met Mr. Right this time - we both hate Jim Carrey!'

"Help! Help! I've fallen and I can't get over my old girlfriend!"

"Dear USPS - Julie Michael's mail is no longer in care of Apt. 8-B. She has moved out to Queens. Queens!! Can you believe it??? Three years I devoted to that woman! Oh, well. C'est la vie. I'll find someone else I suppose. Eventually. Yeah, right!"

Heart ailments

Starbucks closing 600 stores with 12,000 job cuts.