Heartfelt Humor Enthusiast Gifts

Don't leave me so lonely.

"I'm afraid that any expenses incurred attempting to repair a broken heart are not tax-deductible."

The Games Man: Fishing is his sole form of exercise - but he considers it bad form to move more than his wrist when casting.

'I'm reading aloud, Jeremy - My lips are SUPPOSED to be moving!'

"Welcome to the bank - you'll start at the bottom."

"Yes. I said 2 by 2, but you needed to use 2 by 4s for the Ark...begin again."

Police Feline Unit

"Thor! I am Thor! Ha. Just kidding. I'm Tom the Seagull."

'In its new 'spirit of evenhandedness,' the U. S. Government today sent troops to occupy all foreign countries....'

"Go ahead and eat her, she's a pain in the a**."

"Clear my schedule for the next five minutes. I feel the need for some spontaneous frivolity."

Formal SuitsBusiness SuitsBirthday Suits.

'Joe took the day off to go to the ball game. So I'll be sitting in for him until he gets back. Would you like me to fetch you something?'

'Well, it's your fault for wearing my slippers.'

'Why didn't he take 8 days and finish the job properly?'

'Think I preferred the old Irish barman.'

"I know you didn't order the snails, sir. They're complimentary with the salad."

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

"I call it 'Bad Dog.'"

Cariactures

'I can't force jocose if I'm not feeling it.'

"Don't flutter your little wings on company time."

Speed Dating for Turtles

Party of two? No, it was quite a large party.

Selling lemon latt�

"Yes, I'm from London. 'Which part?' you ask. Well all of me!"

Covid Inquiry / Enquiry

Faster, Georges, faster!

"Did you sleep awkwardly again?"

Doctor examining Easter Island statue.

Do Not Resuscitate

A woman floats in the pool under the shade of an airplane

'Cannonball!'

'‘Because I said so' or ‘Just wait until you have kids of your own' section?'

'Actually, accounting is an exact science.'