Heartfelt Horticulturist Gifts

The Garden of My Heart

To a wonderful Mum!

Man Gardening Love

Sowing love

Prize vegetables.

The Busy Gardener

'If I had known it was going to be such a late Spring, i would have never started my garden seeds, indoors.'

'Make sure you pretend to water it.'

Something Wilted This Way Comes.

Gardener attacked by plants.

"Cheery little flowers, saying good night, saying good morning!"

Gardener

"Looks like we grafted a few too many human genes into the kohlrabi."

"Usually gardeners only have green thumbs, so you must really spend a lot of time in the garden."

'I had a wonderful garden last year. Bark beetles, aphids, mealy worms, thripes, wax seal, gray mold, and grubs!'

'You wouldn't happen to be sitting on my entry to the straightest runner bean competition?'

Horti-Culture

'You must be Jim's new gardener. I'm his neighbour, Gerald. Had any luck with the Petunias this year? Aren't those Jim's feet sticking out of the ornamental pond?'

Cats and gardens.

"Fred, I think you're spending altogether too much time down here with these mushrooms!"

"I'm losing my patience with you."

"It can't be much of a life working all day, but at least he gets to wear a stripey jersey."

"Did I show you my new climbing hydrangea plants, Mr. Fessler?... Mr. Fessler?"

An old man growing berries

'Looks like Reginald wasn't kidding when he said he's going to start urban farming on the roof...'

Woman in hospital has i.v. attached to plant.

Mad about Roses!

Gerald was convinced his plants could understand...and dig what he was saying!

Tree Passion

Frank & Ernie's Carrot, Beet, Potato Farm. Lunch break's over --- Shall we return to our roots?

'In Love'

"This is bishop’s weed — always pee on it. Tell your friends."

Bonsai tree held up by matchstick

'This flower won't let go of my nose.'

The Garden