Hearsay Aficionado Gifts

You are the epicenter of the office gossip.

'Big audio gear is coming back!'

My other cello is a Stradivari

'... and the winner for 'The Noisiest Picture of the Year' is...'

"I finally gave in, I got sick of hearing, 'Polly want a podcast?... Polly want a podcast!'"

Pre-Television Man Caves

"Do you mind? I'm in the middle of recording a podcast."

'He wrote a whole book on how to play a slot machine. I'm anxious for his next one: How to Set an Alarm Clock.'

Music producers.

Subwoofer

"Welcome back to the We Were Bored and Had Nothing Else To Do podcast."

"Albert is the first whistler to use hearing aid feedback as an intro to one of his tunes."

"Brat"

"You know damn well what noise!"

"Come up and purr in her other ear... she likes the surround sound."

'Theaters from Hell.' 'We have no sound engineers, so no there's not a good seat in the house.'

"Oh, I almost forgot: This time, if you have a good hand, don’t say, 'Meowee!'"

"Did you hear Sadie's show today?"

"We tried six speakers, then twelve, and finally we put in the Pittsburgh Symphony, yet we still feel something is lacking."

Older lady to husband surrounded by dogs: 'Still getting feedback from your hearing aid?'

The dream works when the team works!

"Is there an audio edition?"

Music Freak.

Some musicians discovering a noise from a boiling kettle

"Not guilty by virtue of reasonable doubt."

"Turn down the bass."

Have Horns Venn

'Your honor, we are appealing on grounds the post-trial book deals didn't match the pre-trial publicity.'

'Please. Don't get me started.'

'Six disc CD changer, six hundred watt multi-amp, 800 watt sub, I tell you man this monster rocks!!'

"Ray Brown on bass, Elvin Jones on drums, and Alan Greenspan on interest rates."

Older and wiser

Missing. Last seen with.

Chain and Ball music player.