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You are the epicenter of the office gossip.

'Big audio gear is coming back!'

'... and the winner for 'The Noisiest Picture of the Year' is...'

"I finally gave in, I got sick of hearing, 'Polly want a podcast?... Polly want a podcast!'"

My other cello is a Stradivari

'He wrote a whole book on how to play a slot machine. I'm anxious for his next one: How to Set an Alarm Clock.'

Pre-Television Man Caves

"Do you mind? I'm in the middle of recording a podcast."

Yoko Ono

Music producers.

Subwoofer

"Albert is the first whistler to use hearing aid feedback as an intro to one of his tunes."

"Welcome back to the We Were Bored and Had Nothing Else To Do podcast."

"Oh, I almost forgot: This time, if you have a good hand, don’t say, 'Meowee!'"

"Come up and purr in her other ear... she likes the surround sound."

"You bought a 1964 Chevy ragtop Impala?!"

"Did you hear Sadie's show today?"

"Brat"

"You know damn well what noise!"

'Theaters from Hell.' 'We have no sound engineers, so no there's not a good seat in the house.'

"We tried six speakers, then twelve, and finally we put in the Pittsburgh Symphony, yet we still feel something is lacking."

The dream works when the team works!

Older lady to husband surrounded by dogs: 'Still getting feedback from your hearing aid?'

"Not guilty by virtue of reasonable doubt."

Music Freak.

Some musicians discovering a noise from a boiling kettle

"Is there an audio edition?"

'Your honor, we are appealing on grounds the post-trial book deals didn't match the pre-trial publicity.'

"Turn down the bass."

Have Horns Venn

'Please. Don't get me started.'

Older and wiser

'Six disc CD changer, six hundred watt multi-amp, 800 watt sub, I tell you man this monster rocks!!'

"Ray Brown on bass, Elvin Jones on drums, and Alan Greenspan on interest rates."

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