Healthcare Workers With A Sense Of Humor Pillows

'Take 2 of these pills last thing at night. And 2 if you wake up in the morning.'

"We're keeping you overnight because the nurses love you!"

Happy Birthday to you.

"I stand corrected."

'The doctor will acknowlege your existance now.'

Fly Hospital: "Just a slight stinging then you'll be fast asleep."

Prescriptions: "Jack of Clubs?"

Doctor to patient: 'I won't be asking about your three marriages. This isn't an invasive procedure.'

'Don't be alarmed - I'm a proctologist.'

Healthy Eating Casualties

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Infant care worker is exhausted from sex injuries at hospital.

'Maintenance to the O.R....Maintenance to the O.R....'

'I told you we should have packed a lunch.'

"Your appointment's been cancelled. You took too long filling out those forms."

"Old Mrs. Cranshaw is next, Doctor. Better put on your white jacket."

Transplant delivery

'These are your parking charges.'

Nurse cautioning a patient

'Could you turn up the volume a little?'

'The plastic funnel will keep him from biting his stitches.'

'Nurse, has the staff been eating in pre-op again? There's mayonnaise on the scalpel.'

'He can't refer you to me... I referred you to him.'

'Doctor will you step out here and adjust Mr. Hendrick's pacemaker?'

'You're six months late. I hope you brought a note from your doctor.'

"Just relax and hold still."

Pope fed by nasal tub.

'The good news is the diseases you've mangaed to avoid far outnumber the diseases you've got.'

'Scratch yourself a couple of times and call me in the morning.'

'The amputation went well Mr. Johnstone but we have had one slight hiccup.'

'Yes, I suppose it's worth a try - after all we have nothing to lose.'

'Sorry, we don't know as much as we'd like to about warming a stethoscope.'

'I can't fill this prescription. Your doctor forgot to write, pretty please.'

'I've mislaid a scalpel.'