Healthcare Hustler Gifts

'Oncology''Offcology'

'Now here's my idea...we come up with a really high-priced drug to treat drug side effects...'

'We're trying to resolve your reimbursement issue or, at the very least, create another one for you.'

New GP Career Structure

'How did your meeting with your insurance company go?'

'I like same day surgery. We were in and out of the hospital before they had a chance to bill you.'

"We decided to hold off with kids until they heave health insurance."

"You've come to me just in time. Your HMO is going to stop covering this."

Mrs. Cohen, I'm sorry to tell you you have a tumor. It's in your throat. Let me show you a diagram on the computer. Click. Sorry, I've somehow mixed in my vacation photos. Where was I? @#$% HMO!

'Welcome to the Ambulance Chasing Network... Have you or someone you love taken Zerkzes pills in the past six-months?'

'I'll have you out of bed and on your foot in no time.'

Donald Came Out Of The Recovery Room This Morning But Had To Go Back After Seeing The Bill.

"Actually, I'm glad to hear the details of your operation. They forgot to charge you for that one procedure."

"By the way, I can't afford your fees."

'Yeah, the radiology job market is really hot right now - it's so hot I think I'm getting third degree burns! I gotta go!'

"Yeah, I know. bu tthe administration didn't want to appear culturally insensitive."

Nurse pushing the Grim Reaper out of the Surgery room.

'It's not easy being fabulous and caretaking.'

Running Latte

'It's your four basic food groups.'

Engineer on the move.

'You don't have a heart murmur, but your liver is muttering.'

'Anaesthetic ok?' - 'Yes, ten double scotches from the pub up the road.'

Push, push, push...

'That's strange, all the monitors are going crazy again!'

Kid in hospital has I.V. in him that is a straw.

"When they said they were bringing in students I thought they meant MEDICAL students."

'It says take all your medication - if you can afford it.'

Exploring Healthcare Careers

Trumpcare is buried by the House and Senate while Obamacare remains alive.

"Rolling pizza cutter."

Clinical Trails. . . Prevention . . . Detection. . . Diagnosis. . . Treatment.

"Don't just stand there gawping women! Give me a hand with my monthly salary!"

'You've got plenty of time for a little prayer before you get to him.'

"5 second rule!"