Hospital Hustlers Gifts

'We have a tournament to see which drug reps get to see the doctors.'

'Hold it, you can cancel that STAT call.'

He was different from the other doctors. For one thing, he refused to play God.

'Nurse, why is there always a fly in my ointment?'

"Yeah, I know. bu tthe administration didn't want to appear culturally insensitive."

Nurse pushing the Grim Reaper out of the Surgery room.

'It's not easy being fabulous and caretaking.'

'Yeah, the radiology job market is really hot right now - it's so hot I think I'm getting third degree burns! I gotta go!'

'I know my instruments are sterilized every day but I have no idea who does it.'

'In the doctor's defense, there have been no serious post operative complications.'

Operation.

'If you could roll up your sleeves, go behind the screen and plaster the wall.'

Surgery has sign on wall saying 'To Err is Human.'

Homework Done and Homework Eaten Stands.

'Now here's my idea...we come up with a really high-priced drug to treat drug side effects...'

Push, push, push...

'That's strange, all the monitors are going crazy again!'

A medical office filing cabinet has drawer labels that read, 'X-Rays,' 'Lab Work,' and 'Exam Room Banter'

"When they said they were bringing in students I thought they meant MEDICAL students."

'Get this, Dr. Melroy just asked my opinion.'

Just Browsing.

"Don't just stand there gawping women! Give me a hand with my monthly salary!"

Infant care worker is exhausted from sex injuries at hospital.

He really puts his heart into it!

Once entangled, clashing male doctors usually die a slow death by starvation.

"Bad news Honey the hospital downsized me"

'Oh Sit down again and read your paper!'

Surgeons taking wine bottles out of patient's belly .

"It make syou kind of proud to be helping to build this giant new hospital doesn't it!!"

'Whew! Five surgeries in one day! Well, let's try to make this last one end on a happy note!'

'You'll be aware during the entire procedure because our anesthetic has been recalled by the F.D.A.'

"I'm removing the liver.. No, the kidneys... Presure, pressure, what's that blobby thing?"

Elderly lady about elderly man: 'We met in ICU. We had a rheumatic encounter.'

NHS application system: 'Let me in! I'm a Junior Doctor!'

'A stitch in time saves a malpractice suit.'