Healthcare Hustler Pillows

'Now here's my idea...we come up with a really high-priced drug to treat drug side effects...'

'We're trying to resolve your reimbursement issue or, at the very least, create another one for you.'

New GP Career Structure

'How did your meeting with your insurance company go?'

'I like same day surgery. We were in and out of the hospital before they had a chance to bill you.'

"We decided to hold off with kids until they heave health insurance."

"You've come to me just in time. Your HMO is going to stop covering this."

'Welcome to the Ambulance Chasing Network... Have you or someone you love taken Zerkzes pills in the past six-months?'

'I'll have you out of bed and on your foot in no time.'

Donald Came Out Of The Recovery Room This Morning But Had To Go Back After Seeing The Bill.

"Actually, I'm glad to hear the details of your operation. They forgot to charge you for that one procedure."

"By the way, I can't afford your fees."

'Yeah, the radiology job market is really hot right now - it's so hot I think I'm getting third degree burns! I gotta go!'

"Yeah, I know. bu tthe administration didn't want to appear culturally insensitive."

Nurse pushing the Grim Reaper out of the Surgery room.

'It's not easy being fabulous and caretaking.'

Running Latte

'It's your four basic food groups.'

Engineer on the move.

'Anaesthetic ok?' - 'Yes, ten double scotches from the pub up the road.'

'You don't have a heart murmur, but your liver is muttering.'

'That's strange, all the monitors are going crazy again!'

Kid in hospital has I.V. in him that is a straw.

"Rolling pizza cutter."

"When they said they were bringing in students I thought they meant MEDICAL students."

Exploring Healthcare Careers

Trumpcare is buried by the House and Senate while Obamacare remains alive.

'It says take all your medication - if you can afford it.'

Clinical Trails. . . Prevention . . . Detection. . . Diagnosis. . . Treatment.

"Don't just stand there gawping women! Give me a hand with my monthly salary!"

'You've got plenty of time for a little prayer before you get to him.'

'Lucky for you there was a safety net.'

If you thought that congress was going to work to drive down prescription drugs costs. . . dream on.

NHS application system: 'Let me in! I'm a Junior Doctor!'

'Hold it, you can cancel that STAT call.'