Hospital Hustle Pillows

Nurse pushing the Grim Reaper out of the Surgery room.

'The doctor's busy. Can you come back when you're better?'

Working at a hospital

'It's not easy being fabulous and caretaking.'

"When they said they were bringing in students I thought they meant MEDICAL students."

He was different from the other doctors. For one thing, he refused to play God.

'Nurse, why is there always a fly in my ointment?'

"She fell down stairs again, so this is her third hip."

"Yeah, I know. bu tthe administration didn't want to appear culturally insensitive."

'Congratulations on your purchase of the new Kablooey! Desk Organizer! Instructions for use...'

'You'll be able to lead a normal life after the operation -- except, of course, for your enormous medical bills.'

'What's holding him up?'

'I do need your bed, Mr. Davies, for me, I'm shattered after working twenty-six hours non stop.'

"I can't stay in this hospital bed too long. Everyone will think I'm too old...too fragile...ready for the home. I'm not ready for that!"

Mr. Evers specifically asked for a plain coffee, not an espresso.

'Yeah, the radiology job market is really hot right now - it's so hot I think I'm getting third degree burns! I gotta go!'

"I never imagined I'd be up on my feet this soon."

Doctor receiving advice from patient's mother

"The doctor was more lucid today! That's a good sign!"

'Your doing GREAT! Tomorrow you should be able to eat hospital food!'

'It's your four basic food groups.'

'I know my instruments are sterilized every day but I have no idea who does it.'

'I'm a practical nurse! -- I know better than to listen to doctors!'

'Hi, I'm Dr.Jones. Sorry about my little prank, but it saves us a fortune in enemas.'

'In the doctor's defense, there have been no serious post operative complications.'

Operation.

'You'll be awake during the entire procedure...but no peeking!'

'Urology...can you hold?'

Surgery has sign on wall saying 'To Err is Human.'

Pay Hospital Bill Here.

"I think you may have your gown on back to front."

"Let's just start cutting and see what happens."

'Now here's my idea...we come up with a really high-priced drug to treat drug side effects...'

We charge $500 for every nook and $1,200 for every cranny during diagnosis.

'I'm afraid we don't deliver on Sundays.'