Hospital Hustle T-Shirts

Nurse pushing the Grim Reaper out of the Surgery room.

'The doctor's busy. Can you come back when you're better?'

Working at a hospital

'It's not easy being fabulous and caretaking.'

"When they said they were bringing in students I thought they meant MEDICAL students."

He was different from the other doctors. For one thing, he refused to play God.

"She fell down stairs again, so this is her third hip."

'Nurse, why is there always a fly in my ointment?'

"Yeah, I know. bu tthe administration didn't want to appear culturally insensitive."

'Congratulations on your purchase of the new Kablooey! Desk Organizer! Instructions for use...'

'You'll be able to lead a normal life after the operation -- except, of course, for your enormous medical bills.'

No caption. (Man wearing a cast is in traction. He imagines sheep lining up to jump fence. Sheep also wear casts.)

'What's holding him up?'

'I do need your bed, Mr. Davies, for me, I'm shattered after working twenty-six hours non stop.'

"I can't stay in this hospital bed too long. Everyone will think I'm too old...too fragile...ready for the home. I'm not ready for that!"

'Yeah, the radiology job market is really hot right now - it's so hot I think I'm getting third degree burns! I gotta go!'

Mr. Evers specifically asked for a plain coffee, not an espresso.

"I never imagined I'd be up on my feet this soon."

"The doctor was more lucid today! That's a good sign!"

Doctor receiving advice from patient's mother

'Your doing GREAT! Tomorrow you should be able to eat hospital food!'

'It's your four basic food groups.'

'I know my instruments are sterilized every day but I have no idea who does it.'

'I'm a practical nurse! -- I know better than to listen to doctors!'

'Hi, I'm Dr.Jones. Sorry about my little prank, but it saves us a fortune in enemas.'

'In the doctor's defense, there have been no serious post operative complications.'

Operation.

'You'll be awake during the entire procedure...but no peeking!'

'Urology...can you hold?'

Surgery has sign on wall saying 'To Err is Human.'

Pay Hospital Bill Here.

'How the heck could we lose a $14,000 pacemaker?!'

"I think you may have your gown on back to front."

"Let's just start cutting and see what happens."

'Now here's my idea...we come up with a really high-priced drug to treat drug side effects...'