Healthcare Cost Sage Gifts

Intensive billing unit

What do you mean you prefer the sound of the sign of the right?! What part of 'either way we're dead' do you not understand?

"I used to be a vegetarian. Then I became a vegan. Then a fruitarian. Now I only eat manna that falls from Heaven."

"So have you ever stopped to ask yourself: If he really knew the secrets of the universe, would he be living in a damn cave?"

"They remove people who have become 'jammed in armchairs' due to COVID 19 lockdown!"

"Dad! The bathroom pipes are clogged up!"

IMHOtep

"Your test results are back. We're going to have to remove your appendix and your wallet."

'Do you think you can turn the company around without making us all dizzy?'

"Ralph - you'd play better golf if you had your eyes checked."

"I always say; 'You don't need to spend a lot of money to have a good time on a first date."

"Sure your portfolio has taken a hit, but if you stay in the market for the long haul you'll be fine."

'So, the memo said, 'twenty-one gnu salute' huh?'

"Don't worry Sir, you're not the first person to ask for a refund and you probably won't be the last!"

"Oh, do stick it adjectively adverbially where the 'effin' sun don't shine!"

You ever wonder what would've happened if Nintendo had never existed? There'd have been no Mario Bros., and since Sega created Sonic to compete, there'd be no Sonic. And without those, the market wouldn't have been big enough to interest Sony. So … no Playstation. And no Playstation, no Xbox. Several generations of awkward teens would've had to come up with other excuses not to go outside. Sometimes I wonder if it rained where I grew up.

"Remember when we used to waste our entire lives for free?"

'I realize I'm making a huge salary... but I gotta be me.'

Independant Spelling Consultant.

'Found it ... Good heavens! It's the size of a soccer ball!..'

"Of course the extra costs of the 'minimum wage' has had an impact upon our recruitment policies...we have to be a lot more selective!"

'It appears to be a blog clog.'

If swimming is such a good way to lose weight, how do you explain whales?

'Ms. Trent, would you go down to the third grade and get one of the computer techs?'

'Does it come with any Apps'

'... So I'm standing near this old guy and he's using an old, giant cell phone-- I mean this thing is ridiculous! Hahahaha!'

"Meaning of life? Oh, you want my brother. Third mountain over on my right. Me, I'm just a hermit."

Accountant job

Jesus Saves

"If you don't want to know the score..."

"I'm going to put you on hold for a few minutes...to see if you totally lose it."

"Of course we pay a living wage....as long as you only live four days a week!"

Hooked on technology

"I'm glad you like your starting salary, Bradford. You'll be getting it for a long, long time ... "

A look into the future?!