Parking Spot Sage Gifts

Supermart: No Parking Except For You.

What do you mean you prefer the sound of the sign of the right?! What part of 'either way we're dead' do you not understand?

"I used to be a vegetarian. Then I became a vegan. Then a fruitarian. Now I only eat manna that falls from Heaven."

One way only.

'Ere-we distinctly asked for SAM an' Ella!'

'Do you think you can turn the company around without making us all dizzy?'

"I hate when a parking spot in the city opens up."

"Ralph - you'd play better golf if you had your eyes checked."

You ever wonder what would've happened if Nintendo had never existed? There'd have been no Mario Bros., and since Sega created Sonic to compete, there'd be no Sonic. And without those, the market wouldn't have been big enough to interest Sony. So … no Playstation. And no Playstation, no Xbox. Several generations of awkward teens would've had to come up with other excuses not to go outside. Sometimes I wonder if it rained where I grew up.

"Don't worry Sir, you're not the first person to ask for a refund and you probably won't be the last!"

'So then I thought, what's the idea job for a gentleman with my years of experience, wisdom and a desire to help others.'

'And in further economic news, the silver lining in the latest economic crisies has been downgraded to bronze.'

'Found it ... Good heavens! It's the size of a soccer ball!..'

Wang Yangming takes a scroll of knowledge from a crane.

'It appears to be a blog clog.'

A panhandler with a sign that reads "Sadder but no wiser".

"If you don't want to know the score..."

Jesus Saves

Caution - Sign partly concealed by bush

'I thought putting it up there would deter ordinary folk from using it.' (Disabled Parking Space).

"I see that the dow is up today."

Madam Olga Fortune and Palm Reader

'Ok, hon, I'm on Google Earth now... I see a parking sport!'

"Sorry, I can't make it tonight - I have too good a parking sport."

No, I don't see any construction, either. Hard hat area.

"...specialist subject: London transport"

Moses Parting the Half-Pipe

'We do not tee off in front of the markers.' - 'This is my second stroke.'

Old farts keep right.

'Stop! Listen to me! Size matters!!'

"Finally, a world where everyone wants to serve me."

"Economists have predicted eight of the last five recessions."

"Why don't you get off the road and use the bike lane?"

Your old battery doesn't recharge like it used to. I know just how it feels.

'I'm sorry, but everyone is out of the office right now, looking for a parking space.'