Parking Spot Sage Gifts

Supermart: No Parking Except For You.

What do you mean you prefer the sound of the sign of the right?! What part of 'either way we're dead' do you not understand?

"I used to be a vegetarian. Then I became a vegan. Then a fruitarian. Now I only eat manna that falls from Heaven."

One way only.

'Ere-we distinctly asked for SAM an' Ella!'

"Ralph - you'd play better golf if you had your eyes checked."

"I hate when a parking spot in the city opens up."

'Do you think you can turn the company around without making us all dizzy?'

"Don't worry Sir, you're not the first person to ask for a refund and you probably won't be the last!"

'So then I thought, what's the idea job for a gentleman with my years of experience, wisdom and a desire to help others.'

'And in further economic news, the silver lining in the latest economic crisies has been downgraded to bronze.'

Wang Yangming takes a scroll of knowledge from a crane.

'It appears to be a blog clog.'

'Found it ... Good heavens! It's the size of a soccer ball!..'

A panhandler with a sign that reads "Sadder but no wiser".

Caution - Sign partly concealed by bush

"If you don't want to know the score..."

Jesus Saves

"I see that the dow is up today."

'I thought putting it up there would deter ordinary folk from using it.' (Disabled Parking Space).

Madam Olga Fortune and Palm Reader

"Sorry, I can't make it tonight - I have too good a parking sport."

'We do not tee off in front of the markers.' - 'This is my second stroke.'

Old farts keep right.

Moses Parting the Half-Pipe

"...specialist subject: London transport"

'Stop! Listen to me! Size matters!!'

"Economists have predicted eight of the last five recessions."

"Show us again that crazy way you fold a newspaper to read on the subway!"

"Why don't you get off the road and use the bike lane?"

'I'm sorry, but everyone is out of the office right now, looking for a parking space.'