Health Topics Fan Gifts

If at first you don't succeed, call your malpractice insurance company.

'Dear Diarrhea, Day 84. Well, I'm constipated again today...'

"Migration ruins my 10,000 steps."

"Nice try, Jim, but there's no such thing as a 'Beer cleanse'."

Healthy living has added years to Melvin's life.

"Only 35% CACAO? I'll have to eat TWICE as much then!"

'I cause sneezes.' 'I cause fever' 'I cause that 'I don't know- I just don't feel too good' feeling.'

Valleyview diet clinic

'Be careful...It may not be organic.'

"I've had a sore throat ever since we moved near the airport!"

'I'm prescribing a laxative pill and a sleeping pill. Never, never take them together.'

I assure you the animals didn't suffer. All of our meat comes from animals who died naturally of old age while vacationing in Miami.

Friendly bacteria

"I think it says 'courgettes'."

Take a pill so you won't be one.

'Id like to see you in two weeks. Try not to eat during that time.'

"I'm pleased to say our dishes all have too much kale."

"Well of course it's fast food. I cooked it faster than a speeding bullet."

'Hundreds of years of medical progress, and all you can tell me to do is eat less?'

"You'll have to take this medication for the rest of your life, but don't worry it's non-addictive."

I'll take this one here.

'VEGETARIAN ZOMBIES' colour

Football fans in corona times

"I find if I say we're having hashtag broccoli or hastag brussel sprouts, they are more apt to eat them."

"To play it safe, I still take one aspirin every other day."

Hipness Replacement Surgery.

'Side effects may include loss of appetite, job, home and family.'

'It's radical but it just might work!'

Miss Twaddle, cancel all my appointments.

'Disease is inevitable. My advice is to find an illness you can live with...'

Man passes a storefront that reads "Napland - Tired? Come on in and lie down for awhile!"

Too Much SOY