Health Insurance Brokers Gifts

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'I'm sorry. It looks like your insurance company doesn't cover pre-existing life.'

'Frankly, our dental plan bites.'

'The doctors all tell me that you have great medical insurance. They think your coverage might last through most of the tests that they have scheduled.'

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"Unfortunately there's no HMO for what you have"

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"Do you cover hypochondria?"

"Be afraid my friends...if the government takes over your healthcare, you're going to be left with nothing!"

'Rising health costs are the biggest drain on the economy, so I'll be laying off some of my patients.'

'Due to cutbacks on your insurance plan, your visits to Dr. Phil are no longer covered. You'll have to start seeing Physician's Assistant Phil.'

"Let me make this perfectly opaque..."

'Stop! Don't try to move him until we get his insurance information!'

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'Desks equipped with airbags - for now that's our company's health plan.'

"I couldn't afford health insurance, so I became a Christian Scientist."

'The problem is that you're overmedicated. Luckily there are drugs that can help with that.'

'Everything looks good, Now, we'll just bring in the company psychic to see if you have any pre-existing conditions from a previous life.'

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'Before we unload him, he'd like a written price support.'

"This is a third-year medical student. To cut costs, your insurance company dismissed the surgeon."

'I recommend a second opinion so the HMO won't second guess me.'

"We can't have Single Payer - what will people do without claim denials and endless hoops to jump through?"

'Yes we can cure you - but the bigger problem now is: can you afford it?'

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'I can't give you a raise, Milhouse, because I'm going broke supplying you with health care.'

'The computer links me to other doctors, so I can see how much they're charging for tests.'

'I don't need your love. I need a 401 (k) and health insurance.'

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