"All the latest research indicates we should be eating the stuff we thought killed our grandparents."
Health Food Maverick Gifts
Looking for a gift for your health food maverick? Our collection captures their unique spirit with witty designs on mugs, t-shirts, pillows, and prints. Perfect for inspiring their healthy lifestyle in style.
"I love this place—its food, its ambience, and its political goals."
"Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Finally, I cracked."
"And we are proud to say we only use the freshest artificial ingredients."
Organic Produce: No Pesticides, Herbicides or Bad Vibes.
Omar Khayyam Meets Trader Joe
"At first glance this diet might seem boring but then you realize there are actually seven varieties of kale!"
Even good cholesterol can develop an unhealthy sports addiction...
"Charles didn't like tofu."
"I hope we can sell everything before it's time for mom to make dinner."
Making healthy substitutions at mealtime
Spontaneous Kombucha
'The good news is that you don't have mad cow's disease. The bad news is you are lactose intolerant.'
'great win, kids! Let's celebrate... My treat!!'
"It's been 10 years Martha, why are we still eating quinoa?"
"Here we go again, every 30,000 years or so this Paleo diet becomes a fad."
Attack of the 'health' foods
The Nihilist Deli.
"Albino broccoli mum!"
"Who's been nibbling at my kale house?"
Friendly bacteria
'...or, if you're watching your cholesterol, we also have thousand-year-old egg substitutes.'
"I'm right off my quinoa doc."
Knowing that a typical carrot cake is loaded with fat and calories, Doris whipped up her on, much healthier recipe from scratch.
"Here there is all the bacon, pizza and beer you could desire. But do not eat from the Tree of Tofu lest you should lose paradise."
"That's when we put those expensive organic snacks in the vending machines."
"My holy grail is low-fat, low-cal, high-taste."
"She's passed out...quick! take her pulses!"
Hot dog salesman - 'Early american or loaded with preservatives?'
'Mom, your diet says you can eat all the vegetables you want. Wow! A diet without vegetables!'
"Do you have anything with FOOD in it?"
Dinner Cereal, Corn Flakes with Spaghetti Sauce.
"Hold your horses! I'm working as fast as I can!
Motor-blender.
'VEGETARIAN ZOMBIES' colour
Health Food Maverick Gifts Collection
Health Food Maverick Mugs
Discover our fun and energetic mugs featuring health food maverick themes—perfect for brightening their mornings.
Health Food Maverick Pillows
Find cozy and quirky pillows that highlight their health food passion—adding fun to their favorite space.
Health Food Maverick Prints
Browse our inspiring art prints that capture the lively spirit of a health food maverick with creative and colorful designs.
Health Food Maverick T-Shirts
Explore our collection of witty and colorful t-shirts that celebrate your health food maverick’s vibrant personality and love for nutritious living.