Health Food Maverick T-Shirts

"All the latest research indicates we should be eating the stuff we thought killed our grandparents."

"I love this place—its food, its ambience, and its political goals."

"Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Finally, I cracked."

"And we are proud to say we only use the freshest artificial ingredients."

Organic Produce: No Pesticides, Herbicides or Bad Vibes.

Omar Khayyam Meets Trader Joe

"At first glance this diet might seem boring but then you realize there are actually seven varieties of kale!"

Even good cholesterol can develop an unhealthy sports addiction...

"Charles didn't like tofu."

"I hope we can sell everything before it's time for mom to make dinner."

Making healthy substitutions at mealtime

Spontaneous Kombucha

'The good news is that you don't have mad cow's disease. The bad news is you are lactose intolerant.'

'great win, kids! Let's celebrate... My treat!!'

"It's been 10 years Martha, why are we still eating quinoa?"

"Here we go again, every 30,000 years or so this Paleo diet becomes a fad."

Attack of the 'health' foods

The Nihilist Deli.

"Albino broccoli mum!"

"Who's been nibbling at my kale house?"

Friendly bacteria

'...or, if you're watching your cholesterol, we also have thousand-year-old egg substitutes.'

"I'm right off my quinoa doc."

Knowing that a typical carrot cake is loaded with fat and calories, Doris whipped up her on, much healthier recipe from scratch.

"Here there is all the bacon, pizza and beer you could desire. But do not eat from the Tree of Tofu lest you should lose paradise."

"That's when we put those expensive organic snacks in the vending machines."

"My holy grail is low-fat, low-cal, high-taste."

"She's passed out...quick! take her pulses!"

Hot dog salesman - 'Early american or loaded with preservatives?'

'Mom, your diet says you can eat all the vegetables you want. Wow! A diet without vegetables!'

"Do you have anything with FOOD in it?"

Dinner Cereal, Corn Flakes with Spaghetti Sauce.

"Hold your horses! I'm working as fast as I can!

Motor-blender.

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