Medication Maverick Gifts

"....and in local news....the suspects in Saturday night's bank heist are still on the loose."

A woman looking at a sign in a pharmacy that says "Staff Picks".

Ted failed to follow the advice on his medication that he not operate heavy machinery while on it. Now he's planning to sue the drug company.

Warning: Do not send any emails while taking this medication

"I'll trade you my pink pills for these blue ones....what do you say?"

'...and now, Gentlemen, we come to our final lecture in advanced cardiology...'

Grandma's caf

"Hurry, stop him!" (Dog running off with bone from man's x-ray).

'Not feeling well? Don't be silly - your EKG has outperformed the Dow.'

"Nurse, when I asked you to make the patient more comfortable I just meant plump up his pillows!"

"I actually saw ten gay characters on television this week—which almost balanced out the 2,174 straight characters I saw."

"We need to sue, claiming free speech is being violated by remotes with fast forward buttons."

Sign in doctors office - Malpractice Makes Perfect.

Finally! A cure for the common cold!

'A little more relaxant I think, nurse.'

'How about a little smile for me. You've outlived my prediction!'

'Have you any W fronts?'

Health Care Crisis table.

'I like to think of the common bile duct as the gateway to the Bahamas.

'Frank is into D.I.Y...'Destroy It Yourself'!'

"We can give you enough medication to alleviate the pain, but not enough to make it fun."

"I give up. Where's the patient?'

These drug will cost you an arm and a leg...the good news is, my wife and I own stock in the company that makes them.

'I'm a practical nurse! -- I know better than to listen to doctors!'

'In the doctor's defense, there have been no serious post operative complications.'

Locum GP's to be paid for extra work on the BMA agreement

First aid departments

"While you were under, I had all your friends come in and sign your heart stent."

"Looks like he's coming around to our way of thinking."

'Brain surgery, Harold? Have you lost your mind?!'

Cleaner with nameplate next to Consultant Surgeon's desk.

Celebration in operating theatre.

'What's this? You're suing me because the prescribed medication made you 'irrationally exuberant' in a down market?'

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'Doctor, the patient would like to know when he can return to being an overbearing, stressed-out pig?'