Health Enthusiast With A Dark Sense Of Humor Gifts

Looking for a gift for the health enthusiast who doesn’t shy away from a dark joke? Our curated collection offers clever, humorous items that celebrate their passion for wellness with a twist of wit. Ideal for anyone who enjoys working out, healthy living, or just appreciates a good laugh amid their fitness journey.

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"Thi is my preferred choice as I'm on a detox."

"Thi is my preferred choice as I'm on a detox." mockup

"Thi is my preferred choice as I'm on a detox."

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"Do you guys serve beer?"

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'Say low-cholesterol dairy-free alternative to cheese!'

'Say low-cholesterol dairy-free alternative to cheese!' mockup

'Say low-cholesterol dairy-free alternative to cheese!'

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'Your 'bad' cholesterol levels are right off the chart.'

'Your 'bad' cholesterol levels are right off the chart.' mockup

'Your 'bad' cholesterol levels are right off the chart.'

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Only 1 calorie per serving: One million servings per can.

Only 1 calorie per serving: One million servings per can. mockup

Only 1 calorie per serving: One million servings per can.

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'Side effects may include....'

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Vegetarian Nightmare.

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'It's either a boo-boo or an owwie, but the doctors need to run some more tests before they decide.'

'It's either a boo-boo or an owwie, but the doctors need to run some more tests before they decide.' mockup

'It's either a boo-boo or an owwie, but the doctors need to run some more tests before they decide.'

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'You've got the worst case of whatever this is, I've ever seen.'

'You've got the worst case of whatever this is, I've ever seen.' mockup

'You've got the worst case of whatever this is, I've ever seen.'

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'Fish has mercury, meat has e-coli, veggies have pesticides, desserts cause obesity...so we'll have the health-concious nothing for dinner' special.'

'Fish has mercury, meat has e-coli, veggies have pesticides, desserts cause obesity...so we'll have the health-concious nothing for dinner' special.' mockup

'Fish has mercury, meat has e-coli, veggies have pesticides, desserts cause obesity...so we'll have the health-concious nothing for dinner' special.'

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"I try to 'go with the flow' doc, but my prostate is an unwilling participant!"

"I try to 'go with the flow' doc, but my prostate is an unwilling participant!" mockup

"I try to 'go with the flow' doc, but my prostate is an unwilling participant!"

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"I'm keeping 'up' distance... there's a reason they are called DROPlets."

"I'm keeping 'up' distance... there's a reason they are called DROPlets." mockup

"I'm keeping 'up' distance... there's a reason they are called DROPlets."

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'Tell the doctor to hurry. It's an emergency. I just turned middle aged!'

'Tell the doctor to hurry. It's an emergency. I just turned middle aged!' mockup

'Tell the doctor to hurry. It's an emergency. I just turned middle aged!'

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'Climbing up a chair to take a bag of potato crisps out of the cupboard five times a day does nor count as exercise, sir!'

'Climbing up a chair to take a bag of potato crisps out of the cupboard five times a day does nor count as exercise, sir!' mockup

'Climbing up a chair to take a bag of potato crisps out of the cupboard five times a day does nor count as exercise, sir!'

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"I read that meat can remain undigested in one's intestines for five years...."

"I read that meat can remain undigested in one's intestines for five years...." mockup

"I read that meat can remain undigested in one's intestines for five years...."

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Groups of menopausal women in clinic. mockup

Groups of menopausal women in clinic.

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'After the age of fifty the 'c' word always means colonoscopy.'

'After the age of fifty the 'c' word always means colonoscopy.' mockup

'After the age of fifty the 'c' word always means colonoscopy.'

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"While you were under, I had all your friends come in and sign your heart stent."

"While you were under, I had all your friends come in and sign your heart stent." mockup

"While you were under, I had all your friends come in and sign your heart stent."

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"You have a heart murmur and I'm starting to hear your liver and kidneys complain."

"You have a heart murmur and I'm starting to hear your liver and kidneys complain." mockup

"You have a heart murmur and I'm starting to hear your liver and kidneys complain."

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"Cut down on the Ho-Ho's."

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"Tell me Mr. Jones. Does it hurt when I do this?"

"Tell me Mr. Jones. Does it hurt when I do this?" mockup

"Tell me Mr. Jones. Does it hurt when I do this?"

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NHS notice - This is a bring your own bed hospital

NHS notice - This is a bring your own bed hospital mockup

NHS notice - This is a bring your own bed hospital

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'I'm sending you to see another doctor, he's a specialist in hyperchondria.'

'I'm sending you to see another doctor, he's a specialist in hyperchondria.' mockup

'I'm sending you to see another doctor, he's a specialist in hyperchondria.'

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'We can't afford advertising like this! That's one page for the drug and two just for the side effects!'

'We can't afford advertising like this! That's one page for the drug and two just for the side effects!' mockup

'We can't afford advertising like this! That's one page for the drug and two just for the side effects!'

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"One slice—hold the bread."

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"How am I supposed to trust my gut when it can't even handle a little dairy?"

"How am I supposed to trust my gut when it can't even handle a little dairy?" mockup

"How am I supposed to trust my gut when it can't even handle a little dairy?"

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What's the antidote for wheat germ? mockup

What's the antidote for wheat germ?

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"You're in the "Stone Age." You've got kidney stones, gall stones, and bladder stones."

"You're in the "Stone Age." You've got kidney stones, gall stones, and bladder stones." mockup

"You're in the "Stone Age." You've got kidney stones, gall stones, and bladder stones."

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'I don't want you to give up eating entirely -- just the food part.'

'I don't want you to give up eating entirely -- just the food part.' mockup

'I don't want you to give up eating entirely -- just the food part.'

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'Yes doctor, it did hurt when you did that!'

'Yes doctor, it did hurt when you did that!' mockup

'Yes doctor, it did hurt when you did that!'

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New anti-obesity cookbook.

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'You are talking about health? Ha! My cig does not have calories, fat, cholesterol, carbohydrates and sugar!'

'You are talking about health? Ha! My cig does not have calories, fat, cholesterol, carbohydrates and sugar!' mockup

'You are talking about health? Ha! My cig does not have calories, fat, cholesterol, carbohydrates and sugar!'

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"I didn't even get a balloon."

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Health Enthusiast With A Dark Sense Of Humor Gifts Collection

Health Enthusiast With A Dark Sense Of Humor Mugs

Browse our collection of mugs for health enthusiasts with a dark sense of humor—funny and sharp, these are perfect for starting their day with a smile.

Health Enthusiast With A Dark Sense Of Humor Pillows

Discover pillows that add humor and edge to any space—ideal for health-conscious individuals with a dark sense of humor looking to personalize their décor.

Health Enthusiast With A Dark Sense Of Humor Prints

Explore prints that blend fitness spirit with dark humor—perfect for decorating a space that’s as bold as their personality.

Health Enthusiast With A Dark Sense Of Humor T-Shirts

Check out our t-shirts for the health enthusiast with a dark humor twist—witty and bold, these shirts celebrate their unique style.