'Not everyone is comfortable with slashing bureaucracy!'
Health Department Gifts
Searching for a gift for someone passionate about public health? Our collection features clever and charming items that honor their commitment and work. Ideal for health professionals, students, or health advocates who deserve recognition and a smile.
"The good news is you’re the only one we’re not firing ... the bad news is you’re the only one to run the department."
Opportunities in Coronatimes
"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."
"And when the canyon fills up, that's it; herd immunity."
2021
vaccine wars.
"Right about here there was a flattening of the curve. . ."
"Waiting for the vaccine launch."
Covid Inquiry / Enquiry
DO Not Disturb (Except For Meals)
"Let me assure you that my congressional delegation and I are devoting our full attention to the harmful effects of e-cigarettes. . ."
'A few more years in this job and you'll learn how to delegate stress.'
"You may have been the victim of a mis-sold PFI contract."
The Three Wise Queens
Deaths from Coronavirus
"Let's consider an early dive."
Fighting Covid
"We thought we would come somewhere remote to self-isolate."
Medical personnel give their hearts
The Cougher
"I know other hospitals are worried about the superbug, but ours is the only one that understands the accounts system."
Disease Management
Health Advisory: Flint Water has lead, Ann Arbor water has dioxane.
"To be or not to be."
Who gets the anti-corona vaccine?
Fighting the Pandemic
'In a nutshell, foods are drugged and drugs are eaten like food.'
Booster shots
"Daddy, you have to flatten this curve."
Apart from protest footage I forget what downtown looks like.
The new normal
"May we live in interesting times. And may we outlive them."
Distance to avoid contagion
"Smokey The Tree"
Health Department Gifts Collection
Health Department Mugs
Explore a range of health department-themed mugs, perfect for adding personality and humor to their daily routine.
Health Department Pillows
Discover cozy pillows with health department humor—great for brightening up their resting space with a touch of wit.
Health Department Prints
Browse inspiring and humorous prints designed for health professionals, perfect for decorating their office or home with personality.
Health Department T-Shirts
Check out our witty t-shirts celebrating health heroes—ideal for everyday wear or health events that need a fun twist.