'Since we became a paperless workplace, we no longer have employees complain about paper cuts.'
Health Department Employee Gifts
Looking for a gift for a health department employee? Find witty mugs, t-shirts, pillows, and prints that honor their vital role in public health. These unique items add a touch of humor and appreciation to their busy days, making them ideal for colleagues, friends, or loved ones working in health services.
"Just act natural.'
Opportunities in Coronatimes
"And when the canyon fills up, that's it; herd immunity."
2021
A female patient in an exam room sees a sign that reads, 'Break glass in case of physician burnout'
"Boy, am I glad they finally hired more staff!"
"I don't think you're getting enough stress."
"Right about here there was a flattening of the curve. . ."
"If you don't want stitches, that's fine. Suture self."
vaccine wars.
"Waiting for the vaccine launch."
'OK, the old one's in my right hand, the donor's in my left. Rght?'
DO Not Disturb (Except For Meals)
Covid Inquiry / Enquiry
"Our war is against cancer."
"Unfortunately, your son swallowed a great deal of industrial adhesive. But don't worry: Epoxy can be cured."
Captain Ahab searched for a vaccine.
"The prostate biopsy shows your pain threshold is much higher than normal."
'Well, well, well...'
"The first one's just a warning."
'You're going to have to make some changes in your lifestyle.'
The Three Wise Queens
Social distancing
"I'm feeling completely wiped out."
Vehicles are having their own election. These are the candidates. The ambulance appeals to voters who think health care is most important. Voters focusing on education issues favor the school bus. And those wanting family-friendly policies are backing the minivan. The tractor is an expert on agricultural issues, and the import is a free trade advocate. Those voters concerned about environmental issues like the electric hybrid, and those wanting a strong military support the Jeep. What's t
"I'm afraid you could go at any time."
"What's that mark on your arm, Mama?"
"Congratulations, it's a lifetime of penury and countless sleepless nights!"
PSA Banter.
Doctor pulling golf caddy sees patient pulling oxygen caddy.
"The doctor wanted me to let you know that everything is fine, but your c-section didn't go quite as planned. it was more like a 'K' section..."
"This prognosis is positive, you've got a cold nose."
Deaths from Coronavirus
'And when did you have your last owl movement?'
Health Department Employee Gifts Collection
Health Department Employee Mugs
Browse our collection of health department employee mugs and find the perfect witty or heartfelt design to start their day with a smile.
Health Department Employee Pillows
Find cozy pillows celebrating health department workers, combining comfort and humor to brighten their workspace or lounge area.
Health Department Employee Prints
Discover vibrant prints that honor public health heroes—ideal for decorating their office or home with a touch of appreciation and humor.
Health Department Employee T-Shirts
Check out our health department employee t-shirts featuring clever slogans and designs that showcase their dedication with a fun twist.