Health Department Mugs

'Not everyone is comfortable with slashing bureaucracy!'

"The good news is you’re the only one we’re not firing ... the bad news is you’re the only one to run the department."

Opportunities in Coronatimes

"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."

"And when the canyon fills up, that's it; herd immunity."

2021

vaccine wars.

"Right about here there was a flattening of the curve. . ."

"Waiting for the vaccine launch."

Covid Inquiry / Enquiry

DO Not Disturb (Except For Meals)

"Let me assure you that my congressional delegation and I are devoting our full attention to the harmful effects of e-cigarettes. . ."

'A few more years in this job and you'll learn how to delegate stress.'

"You may have been the victim of a mis-sold PFI contract."

The Three Wise Queens

Deaths from Coronavirus

"Let's consider an early dive."

Fighting Covid

"We thought we would come somewhere remote to self-isolate."

Medical personnel give their hearts

The Cougher

"I know other hospitals are worried about the superbug, but ours is the only one that understands the accounts system."

Disease Management

Health Advisory: Flint Water has lead, Ann Arbor water has dioxane.

"To be or not to be."

Who gets the anti-corona vaccine?

Fighting the Pandemic

'In a nutshell, foods are drugged and drugs are eaten like food.'

Booster shots

"Daddy, you have to flatten this curve."

Apart from protest footage I forget what downtown looks like.

The new normal

"May we live in interesting times. And may we outlive them."

Distance to avoid contagion

"Smokey The Tree"