Health Department Pillows

'Not everyone is comfortable with slashing bureaucracy!'

"The good news is you’re the only one we’re not firing ... the bad news is you’re the only one to run the department."

"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."

Opportunities in Coronatimes

"And when the canyon fills up, that's it; herd immunity."

2021

"Waiting for the vaccine launch."

"Right about here there was a flattening of the curve. . ."

vaccine wars.

DO Not Disturb (Except For Meals)

Covid Inquiry / Enquiry

"Let me assure you that my congressional delegation and I are devoting our full attention to the harmful effects of e-cigarettes. . ."

'A few more years in this job and you'll learn how to delegate stress.'

"You may have been the victim of a mis-sold PFI contract."

The Three Wise Queens

Medical personnel give their hearts

"We thought we would come somewhere remote to self-isolate."

"Let's consider an early dive."

Deaths from Coronavirus

Fighting Covid

The Cougher

"I know other hospitals are worried about the superbug, but ours is the only one that understands the accounts system."

Disease Management

"To be or not to be."

Health Advisory: Flint Water has lead, Ann Arbor water has dioxane.

The new normal

"May we live in interesting times. And may we outlive them."

Distance to avoid contagion

Booster shots

'In a nutshell, foods are drugged and drugs are eaten like food.'

"Smokey The Tree"

"This is Briggs, our new department head. He's got an amazing knack for reducing complex problems into easy-to-understand witch hunts!"

"Right, before we look at the covid figures for today, do we need another sheet of paper?"

Fighting the Pandemic

Apart from protest footage I forget what downtown looks like.