Health-conscious Worker Gifts

Your performance evaulations and sales figures are exceptional, but the company's a little bit concerned by your cholesterol numbers.

Office Ergonomics.

Middle Manager

"How can I get mad at him for sleeping on the job? It was me who told him naps were good for your health."

"Larry, can you take over the meeting for a minute? My doctor is insisting I take a few deep breaths."

"When you've lost fifteen pounds...that's when the refrigerator gets returned!"

March Against Big Tech: "Oh, wow, this has bee great for my step count!"

'I'm afraid that serves you right for not wearing your safety goggles!'

I'm trying to read your test results from urology, but their server can only stream them a little bit at a time.

Covid Variants

"Everything is dandy--and our intestinal biomes are joyous."

"That's actually my phone. When I answer my calls I get a little bit of a workout."

I have been working so hard I haven't gone to the gym in ages. You've been trying to make ends meet and forgot about the middle!

Running

Germany: willingness for anti-corona vaccination decreases!

"But, doctor, what are the advantages of living longer?"

I'm not evolving - I just thought I should lower my salt intake.

Wash your hands

'Pumpkin pie isn't dessert. It's another vegetable.'

"I didn't ask to be made with seventeen grams of fat."

New scenario with the vaccine

Flash Cuisine

'My mother's resolution is to eat more vegetables, and my resolution is to help her by giving her mine.'

"She was really disappointed when she found out she was going to an eye doctor and not an iDoctor."

'I'm not feeling well. I think I've got human flu.'

Omicron

'Must you always point out my floss?'

'Why, those little dickens! Somehow they must have figured out that we're coming to give them their measles shots!'

'Is it organic?'

Healthy and happy workers are productive workers!

Spring.

'I warned you about eating at your desk. The Board of Health impounded your keyboard.'

"...and lay off the energy drinks..."

"The good news is, we've managed to secure you a ?7 per week pay increase. The bad news is, we're going to charge ?2 per day to park your cars."

"Spring is in the air but it's December in my ABS."