Health-conscious Worker Mugs

Your performance evaulations and sales figures are exceptional, but the company's a little bit concerned by your cholesterol numbers.

Office Ergonomics.

Middle Manager

"How can I get mad at him for sleeping on the job? It was me who told him naps were good for your health."

"Larry, can you take over the meeting for a minute? My doctor is insisting I take a few deep breaths."

'I'm afraid that serves you right for not wearing your safety goggles!'

"When you've lost fifteen pounds...that's when the refrigerator gets returned!"

March Against Big Tech: "Oh, wow, this has bee great for my step count!"

Covid Variants

"That's actually my phone. When I answer my calls I get a little bit of a workout."

"Everything is dandy--and our intestinal biomes are joyous."

Wash your hands

"But, doctor, what are the advantages of living longer?"

Running

Germany: willingness for anti-corona vaccination decreases!

'Pumpkin pie isn't dessert. It's another vegetable.'

New scenario with the vaccine

"I didn't ask to be made with seventeen grams of fat."

'My mother's resolution is to eat more vegetables, and my resolution is to help her by giving her mine.'

Flash Cuisine

"She was really disappointed when she found out she was going to an eye doctor and not an iDoctor."

'I'm not feeling well. I think I've got human flu.'

'Must you always point out my floss?'

Omicron

'Is it organic?'

Healthy and happy workers are productive workers!

'I warned you about eating at your desk. The Board of Health impounded your keyboard.'

Spring.

'In that case I'll do nothing!'

VACCINE

"Scientists have found out that drinking alcohol can be dangerous...well, water can be dangerous, too!"

"...and lay off the energy drinks..."

Zika: War on Mosquitoes

'I havn't finished last years Marathon yet...'

"Spring is in the air but it's December in my ABS."