Health-conscious Runner Gifts

'Running from the anti-fur activists gives me a great workout.'

'My feet are killing me.'

"Portrait of a Lady"

"Only three more miles and tonight we're good for tiramisu!"

Runner collapsing over the finishing line.

"I feel off. I want to feel off and running."

Women in a cross country race

Man running

"I told him not to rely on his GPS whe out running!"

"I've accepted him as my personal trainer."

'I think dad's getting fitter. I couldn't hear him wheezing until he turned the corner today.'

"Exercise stroller moms can sure be competitive."

'I've met you before...I'm not good with names, but I never forget a pace!'

'You can't start them exercising too early.'

'It's the new iPed. It's a pedometer, a GPS, and it has apps that show you the nearest ice cream parlors and dessert shops.'

Miracles of modern sports medicine: the Nerdectomy.

"Strictly organic ingredients section or Russian roulette with genetically modified foods section?"

'You're never going to win any race in those platform shoes.'

The Fun Run.

'I bronzed his first pair of running shoes.'

Congratulations for male runner

"It's very important to wash your hooves!"

"I'll get the onion soup... it's the only thing on the menu that I don't know why it's bad for me!"

Old man plays golf, supported by his caddy and paramedic.

"The Hare's demanding a dope test !"

'Jogger's nipple'

Second to Nun

A large lady is exploring the jungle as two cougars watch on - 'Remember what the doctor said Ralph... regular exercise and no fatty foods!'

Finish Annual IOK Grunion Run

'No peeking!!' - Learn to Run Classes.

Would it hurt to blow my top once a week?

Track runner running out of track

"Arrr! This X marks the buried treature and this X marks a safe social distance!"

'I bet he can run twice as fast as you can.' 'But he has twice as many legs!'

The professor had developed a product that would change the world forever.