Health-conscious Runner Pillows

'Running from the anti-fur activists gives me a great workout.'

'My feet are killing me.'

"Portrait of a Lady"

Runner collapsing over the finishing line.

"Only three more miles and tonight we're good for tiramisu!"

"I feel off. I want to feel off and running."

Women in a cross country race

"I told him not to rely on his GPS whe out running!"

Man running

"I've accepted him as my personal trainer."

'I think dad's getting fitter. I couldn't hear him wheezing until he turned the corner today.'

'You can't start them exercising too early.'

"Exercise stroller moms can sure be competitive."

'I've met you before...I'm not good with names, but I never forget a pace!'

"Strictly organic ingredients section or Russian roulette with genetically modified foods section?"

Miracles of modern sports medicine: the Nerdectomy.

'You're never going to win any race in those platform shoes.'

'I bronzed his first pair of running shoes.'

Congratulations for male runner

Old man plays golf, supported by his caddy and paramedic.

"I'll get the onion soup... it's the only thing on the menu that I don't know why it's bad for me!"

The Fun Run.

"It's very important to wash your hooves!"

"The Hare's demanding a dope test !"

A large lady is exploring the jungle as two cougars watch on - 'Remember what the doctor said Ralph... regular exercise and no fatty foods!'

Second to Nun

'Jogger's nipple'

"Arrr! This X marks the buried treature and this X marks a safe social distance!"

Would it hurt to blow my top once a week?

'I bet he can run twice as fast as you can.' 'But he has twice as many legs!'

Finish Annual IOK Grunion Run

Track runner running out of track

'No peeking!!' - Learn to Run Classes.

The professor had developed a product that would change the world forever.