Health-conscious Golfer Pillows

'To control his blood pressure, his doctor said he needs to take his medication, watch his diet and improve his golf game.'

Old man plays golf, supported by his caddy and paramedic.

Vaccine passport required

"Apparently, the golf clothes and expensive golf clubs didn't help you play better."

'...And because there are four basic steps to an appendectomy, we refer to it as a 'par four.''

Luckily I hit the pin!

"Hold on ! Hold on! When you said you'd played this game before at school...."

Meditating on a 4th for golf!

'Tell me the truth,Rodney - you've moved the hole haven't you!'

'Medical science can't cure a slice.'

'I hope that's olive oil. More healthy.'

"No thanks! My dad said those things will kill you!"

Healthy eating centre - keep off the grease.

'Of course I'm concerned with green issues...'

Candies and diet pills

"Don't worry about John. He just went to a hypnotist to improve his game."

Watchdog Maddoff Type Fraud Schemes.

'How much eating time do I have left?'

"Alright if we play through?"

Resisting the Virus

"This putt is worth $75,000 - certainly more than enough for a decent suit of clothes, a haircut and a set of real golf clubs!"

'I said sand wedge.'

Golf mole

"This is a real good deal. If you take the Gigaburger Family Four, you get free liposuction vouchers."

Guru to guru playing golf: 'I don't think you're cut out for this life'.

'It appears that Medical Science has turned down the offer of my body.'

"Now take your time. . . birdie or promotion."

"Place your bets! Place your bets!"

"I swear to god Henderson, if you miss this one we're taking separate ubers back to the helipad."

'Your new golf shoes are ruined.'

'I'm not asking you for a rough estimate. I want an exact number.'

'What will increase stroke risk?'

'Expecting a quick and east operation, Doctor?'

'You're a lousy loser, Dave!'

Golf Practice.