Golf-loving Doctor Pillows

'Expecting a quick and east operation, Doctor?'

'I hope you replace your divots.'

'Quick, do a background search and see if this doctor passed his boards!'

Kids Playing Doctor.

'I won't be coming to church any more, Reverend -- I've decided to convert to golf.'

"Eric, this is your father, mister Trump." "You must have the wrong number. I'm Mortimer Park."

Man in Office playing golf, filing cabinet draw marked 'Rough'

Old man plays golf, supported by his caddy and paramedic.

'...And because there are four basic steps to an appendectomy, we refer to it as a 'par four.''

The Golfer Gardener

"I'd rather be golfing...and I am."

I don't think you can call a Mulligan in the middle of surgery.

'I'm sentencing you to 100 hours of community service. Be at Twin Lakes Country Club at 8am sharp. I need a caddy.'

Smooching on the Golf Course.

'Medical science can't cure a slice.'

'As soon as the ball reaches the green, I swoop down and steal it: I just love the look on their faces!'

'Putting into the in tray on his desk.'

'Of course I'm concerned with green issues...'

"Dad, get your own sandbox!"

Golfer Hits Frog.

'I don't have a problem with you spending $1,500 on golf clubs, so you shouldn't complain about my spending $100,000 on a sports car.'

"That's a lovely tee-shot." - "Well, thank you, it matches my underpants."

Covid Golf

Two Dictators in their bunkers.

'Damn! I forgot I needed arms to pull the cord.'

'To control his blood pressure, his doctor said he needs to take his medication, watch his diet and improve his golf game.'

Golfer crying over the grave of a sandwedge

These casual Friday are TOTALLY out of control.

Have a swinging Christmas!

He lived and died for golf.

Tiger out of Woods

'What will increase stroke risk?'

'How many times have I told you not to play in this weather? I'm getting tired of thawing you out.'

'When I advised you to shift your weight, I didn't mean ALL of it!'

Golf Practice.