Golfing Doctor Pillows

'Medical science can't cure a slice.'

New and improved! BunkerBuster! Get out of the sand trap every single time - or your money back!!

Golfer Shouts at Ball to Go Into Hole.

Doctor pulling golf caddy sees patient pulling oxygen caddy.

Knight Golfing

"Hope you don't mind, but I can't find my little hammer."

Young golf ball getting "the talk".

It is best dealt with by the 'Pitch and Run Shot'.

Bernstein's got himself a driverless club

"The goal is to hate yourself."

I think you're ace

"I really have to exercise more. I went from yelling 'Fore' in my 20's, to yelling 'Wow' in my 30's, to yelling 'Ow' in my 50's."

'You're about to see a drive for the ages!'

'Almost anyone can learn to play golf, and you're the 'almost'.'

It can be taken up at any age....

Mexican Jumping Balls.

"That's where the pain gets me, doc."

Dummies Books.

Golf lessons

Golfer wears 'How's my driving?' t-shirt.

'When I said address the ball I didn't mean like that!'

"Getting the ball in the hole on the first swing is good isn't it?"

'Not that slowly back...'

Kids Playing Doctor.

'I don't care if you do need practice hitting out of the sand. The cat needs her litter box!'

'The ball never goes where I hit it.'

"Hey, Stretch. Mind if we play through?"

'It will be a difficult adjustment, but it doesn't mean you can't still live a full and rewarding life, say, in the library, or even a miniature golf course.'

Finally! There comes my most important man!

The Amateur Golfer

How's My Drive?

'Do you have any golf balls that are not attracted to water, sand or trees?'

'I'm finding the greens a bit slow.'

And if the ball is completely unplayable...

'No,silly-I asked for a sand WEDGE!'