Golfing Doctor Mugs

'Medical science can't cure a slice.'

New and improved! BunkerBuster! Get out of the sand trap every single time - or your money back!!

Golfer Shouts at Ball to Go Into Hole.

Doctor pulling golf caddy sees patient pulling oxygen caddy.

Knight Golfing

"Hope you don't mind, but I can't find my little hammer."

It is best dealt with by the 'Pitch and Run Shot'.

Bernstein's got himself a driverless club

I think you're ace

"The goal is to hate yourself."

'You're about to see a drive for the ages!'

'Almost anyone can learn to play golf, and you're the 'almost'.'

"I really have to exercise more. I went from yelling 'Fore' in my 20's, to yelling 'Wow' in my 30's, to yelling 'Ow' in my 50's."

It can be taken up at any age....

"That's where the pain gets me, doc."

Mexican Jumping Balls.

Golf lessons

"Getting the ball in the hole on the first swing is good isn't it?"

'When I said address the ball I didn't mean like that!'

Kids Playing Doctor.

'Not that slowly back...'

'It will be a difficult adjustment, but it doesn't mean you can't still live a full and rewarding life, say, in the library, or even a miniature golf course.'

The Amateur Golfer

And if the ball is completely unplayable...

'The ball never goes where I hit it.'

'I don't care if you do need practice hitting out of the sand. The cat needs her litter box!'

"Hey, Stretch. Mind if we play through?"

How's My Drive?

Finally! There comes my most important man!

'Do you have any golf balls that are not attracted to water, sand or trees?'

'I'm finding the greens a bit slow.'

'The water hazard holds little fear for Jesus.'

'No,silly-I asked for a sand WEDGE!'