Golf Expert Mugs

Golf club with handicap parking.

Golfer Hits Frog.

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

'I've had some baby sized clubs made.'

New and improved! BunkerBuster! Get out of the sand trap every single time - or your money back!!

Kid uses his violin as a golf club.

Golfer Shouts at Ball to Go Into Hole.

Oscar would laugh whenever he recalled his empty existence before golf.

"I warned you not to use that club...now look, you struck oil!"

No-Work Orange

Doctor pulling golf caddy sees patient pulling oxygen caddy.

Knight Golfing

Donald Trump Playing Golf With Hair On Fire

I guess she had other plans for you.

"Hope you don't mind, but I can't find my little hammer."

Caddie brings his golfer a shovel in the sand trap.

I think you're ace

A man is trying to play golf with a football boot attached to a stick.

'I'm not quitting! Who knows if i'll ever get another chance to break a hundred!'

"She wanted to go to the beach. I wanted to golf."

Golfer to other: 'I've never seen anyone slice a putt before.'

"The goal is to hate yourself."

'You're not confident at the water hole are you?'

Snooker Golf.

". . . So that's 4 birdies, 1 eagle, 2 ferrets and a rabbit!"

Bernstein's got himself a driverless club

Do you want to win the game or my business?

'I think we took a wrong turn between the seventh and eight holes.'

"I really have to exercise more. I went from yelling 'Fore' in my 20's, to yelling 'Wow' in my 30's, to yelling 'Ow' in my 50's."

Zeus's Caddy

'There! See that? Brad just happens to morph into some kind of hideous amphibian just as he's about to putt? Now tell me she's not cheating!'

"Now, why didn't I think of that?"

Putting Practice.

"He took eight shots on the 19th hole!"