Golf Professional Mugs

Golf - "Perhaps a trifle less follow-through."

'I could get there with a wedge...you better hit a seven.'

"Personally, I like to play wth a decent golfer"

Knight Golfing

"Hope you don't mind, but I can't find my little hammer."

Young golf ball getting "the talk".

Golfer to other: 'I've never seen anyone slice a putt before.'

I think you're ace

'You're about to see a drive for the ages!'

'Almost anyone can learn to play golf, and you're the 'almost'.'

Mexican Jumping Balls.

Golf lessons

'Not that slowly back...'

Golfer wears 'How's my driving?' t-shirt.

'The ball never goes where I hit it.'

'I don't care if you do need practice hitting out of the sand. The cat needs her litter box!'

Finally! There comes my most important man!

And if the ball is completely unplayable...

"Hey, Stretch. Mind if we play through?"

'I love these senior citizen discounts.'

Senior PGA Moment.

'No,silly-I asked for a sand WEDGE!'

For sale - Used only Once.

"If anyone rings tell them I'm on a course."

The Uncle Vinnie Insomnia Open

'If you can't control your temper,sister,you shouldn't be playing this game!'

"This is great. I've been playing miniature golf so often I almost forgot what regular-sized golf is like."

'I wonder why my master never makes it into the Master's Tournament?'

The Golf Gremlin.

"On the weekend I finally beat the club pro...so I don't need you anymore!"

'Don't move.'

"So is that a slice of a hook? I never know which is which."

"You'll get your sandbox back as soon as Daddy has practiced a few bunker shots!"

"Oh no, it's gone in that silly little hole again."

Golfers forming the raising the flag on Iwo Jima.