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Golf club with handicap parking.

Golfer Hits Frog.

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

'You wanna play another round?' 'Sure....tender, another round!'

'I've had some baby sized clubs made.'

New and improved! BunkerBuster! Get out of the sand trap every single time - or your money back!!

Kid uses his violin as a golf club.

Oscar would laugh whenever he recalled his empty existence before golf.

Golfer Shouts at Ball to Go Into Hole.

"I warned you not to use that club...now look, you struck oil!"

No-Work Orange

Doctor pulling golf caddy sees patient pulling oxygen caddy.

Knight Golfing

Donald Trump Playing Golf With Hair On Fire

I guess she had other plans for you.

"Hope you don't mind, but I can't find my little hammer."

Caddie brings his golfer a shovel in the sand trap.

Young golf ball getting "the talk".

A man is trying to play golf with a football boot attached to a stick.

'I'm not quitting! Who knows if i'll ever get another chance to break a hundred!'

". . . So that's 4 birdies, 1 eagle, 2 ferrets and a rabbit!"

'You're not confident at the water hole are you?'

"The goal is to hate yourself."

Bernstein's got himself a driverless club

I think you're ace

Golfer to other: 'I've never seen anyone slice a putt before.'

Snooker Golf.

"She wanted to go to the beach. I wanted to golf."

'Hole in one!!!!'

Do you want to win the game or my business?

"I really have to exercise more. I went from yelling 'Fore' in my 20's, to yelling 'Wow' in my 30's, to yelling 'Ow' in my 50's."

Putting Practice.

"Now, why didn't I think of that?"

'I think we took a wrong turn between the seventh and eight holes.'

"He took eight shots on the 19th hole!"