Golf Guru With Style Mugs

"That's a lovely tee-shot." - "Well, thank you, it matches my underpants."

New and improved! BunkerBuster! Get out of the sand trap every single time - or your money back!!

No-Work Orange

Doctor pulling golf caddy sees patient pulling oxygen caddy.

Young golf ball getting "the talk".

Bernstein's got himself a driverless club

"Now, why didn't I think of that?"

Executive golf with Newton's cradle

It can be taken up at any age....

Dummies Books.

Golf lessons

And if the ball is completely unplayable...

'He lived and died for golf.'

'I don't care if you do need practice hitting out of the sand. The cat needs her litter box!'

'I didn't have a glass ceiling I had to break through... I had a golf course I had to conquer.'

'The water hazard holds little fear for Jesus.'

'It looks to me like they come in peace.'

"I didn't mean your day wasn't hard, too."

"On the weekend I finally beat the club pro...so I don't need you anymore!"

Cat plays a golf shot from a litter box.

"So is that a slice of a hook? I never know which is which."

'You beat me by two...but with your penalties I beat you by 150!'

"Oh no, it's gone in that silly little hole again."

'Your direction is good! Now try for distance.'

'You beat me by two...but with your penalties I beat you by 150!'

'Excuse me, Professor Hippocrates...but when do we learn how to hit out of bunkers?'

"Swallow the ball and stick the club up your a**e."

'Okay. Tiger took care of golf. Serena did her part at Wimbeldon. That brings us to the final frontier... hockey.'

Largest Divot Trophy.

'You had a 9 on one, a 7 on two, a 10 on three, a 23 on four...that hurt...'

"You have a good lie."

They were right, this is a tough bunker.

'Do you know any other poses?'

Nevermore!

'I like to stay connected 247.'