Golf Game Guru Mugs

"Don't rush me, I've got to get it right!"

This Sportsman is 'Playing Through the Green'.

"Penalty stroke my ***!"

"Unfortunately, once the child contracts Pokémon, he lives with it forever."

New and improved! BunkerBuster! Get out of the sand trap every single time - or your money back!!

No-Work Orange

Doctor pulling golf caddy sees patient pulling oxygen caddy.

Homo Gamus

'Now I know why the strategy guide warned against entering the 5th stage. Awesome!'

You've read the book's dust jacket. Now, play the video game!

'No, Timmy, we are not supposed to connect them.'

'I'm also fluent in Geek.'

"No, son, you’re not ‘M for Mature.’"

Computer games

Whack-a-molecule

"Now, why didn't I think of that?"

What Harper Lee's REALLY been up to all these years

Executive golf with Newton's cradle

'Son, I want you to get out there and play like I've never played before.'

It can be taken up at any age....

"After a long day at the office writing business software...Bob loves to relax writing game software."

Golf lessons

'I caught him watching tv, surfing the net, and playing video games ..book him!'

'He lived and died for golf.'

The whole family can't wrench a teen away from his computer.

'Oh, it's me... Time out. I've gotta take this.'

And if the ball is completely unplayable...

"Attendance is up, but they tune out my sermon to play wordle."

Prawn Amend

"You think you have problems? My entire wing command was just destroyed."