Golf Club Guru Mugs

"Play golf? It's not a game you know."

'I don't understand it. That's my third tee shot that was headed right for the green and suddenly just died!'

"Unfortunately, once the child contracts Pokémon, he lives with it forever."

'You've hit the fitness plateau.'

New and improved! BunkerBuster! Get out of the sand trap every single time - or your money back!!

Lennon and McCartney.

Muscles

No-Work Orange

On the back of the t-shirt...

'Every piece of equipment is hooked up to battery cells in the basement, and we actually sell electricity back to the power company!'

Doctor pulling golf caddy sees patient pulling oxygen caddy.

I guess she had other plans for you.

"You're a strong, virile stallion of a man, Randy. Has anyone ever told you that?"

ZZZZZZZ Top

"This next one's another oldie."

Young golf ball getting "the talk".

"If you could be any Bob Dylan you wanted to, which Bob Dylan would you be?"

"Gabe's in the Guitar Hero program at Juilliard."

'Now I know why the strategy guide warned against entering the 5th stage. Awesome!'

You've read the book's dust jacket. Now, play the video game!

"Hawaiian hitchhiker."

"Do you like it better when I go to the F or the Dm?"

Bernstein's got himself a driverless club

Exercise Class

"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"

'No, Timmy, we are not supposed to connect them.'

"This is a tune about going off the grid and getting back to nature."

"Remind me again, is it Accounting or IT that handles issues related to online solitaire?"

Eric Clapton.

Robotics. He's programmed to play video games all day long. Planned adolescence!

Computer games

"Now, why didn't I think of that?"

"No, son, you’re not ‘M for Mature.’"

The trim reaper

Executive golf with Newton's cradle