Golf Club Guru Pillows

"Play golf? It's not a game you know."

'I don't understand it. That's my third tee shot that was headed right for the green and suddenly just died!'

"Unfortunately, once the child contracts Pokémon, he lives with it forever."

'You've hit the fitness plateau.'

New and improved! BunkerBuster! Get out of the sand trap every single time - or your money back!!

No-Work Orange

Muscles

On the back of the t-shirt...

Doctor pulling golf caddy sees patient pulling oxygen caddy.

I guess she had other plans for you.

"You're a strong, virile stallion of a man, Randy. Has anyone ever told you that?"

"If you could be any Bob Dylan you wanted to, which Bob Dylan would you be?"

"Gabe's in the Guitar Hero program at Juilliard."

You've read the book's dust jacket. Now, play the video game!

'Now I know why the strategy guide warned against entering the 5th stage. Awesome!'

"Hawaiian hitchhiker."

"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"

"Do you like it better when I go to the F or the Dm?"

Exercise Class

Bernstein's got himself a driverless club

'No, Timmy, we are not supposed to connect them.'

Computer games

"Now, why didn't I think of that?"

"No, son, you’re not ‘M for Mature.’"

The trim reaper

Executive golf with Newton's cradle

"The next song was sixties anthem for the youth subculture of revolution, anarchy and anti-establishment...and can now be heard in elevators worldwide."

"I exercised so much during my first pregnancy that the baby was born with athlete's foot."