Mental Health Runner Gifts

"I feel off. I want to feel off and running."

Surfing the daily stress

"What do you want to talk about first...the kleptomania or the hoarding?"

"Brian's fine. He`s got his own coping mechanism."

'If you don't chill out, you are definitely heading for a meltdown...!'

"It's hard not to take a mutiny personally."

The Chicken Who Crossed the Road, in therapy. My motives are always being questioned!

"Uptight End"

"The little stress ball wasn't working."

"I appreciate the support. It feels good to finally get that off my chest."

'It's a program on paranoia. Every time I leave the room, they stop and wait for me to come back.'

Dreams I have had...

DNA Analysis.

"That's a big fat lie!"

"Tell me why you think people are out to get you."

"Try letting the ball come to you."

'Care to join in some of my avoidance behaviour?'

"I told the doctor about my problems with anxiety and burnout and he wrote me a prescription for me an one for himself."

"I'm a glass-half-empty and I'm leaking."

Mental Health System Breakdown

"Nobody listens to me complain quite like you do."

'What makes you think no-one understands you?'

'Lately my business instincts and intuitions have been on opposing sides.'

Feel alienated by technology? Tell me more. Press 1 for yes, 2 for no.

'During the next commercial, I'd like to talk to you about your childhood.'

'Would you feel less inferior if I made you a Colonel?'

Lockdown Brain

'My girl friend wants me to put my inner child back inside where he belongs.'

'If you don't notice an improvement after a few weeks, we can try a different cone.'

'Pencil on couch being psycho analysed.'

Girl's weight issues.

I've been feeling sluggish lately.

Unsmiley face at the psychiatrist...

"Why do you feel you have an inner conflict?"

"If find people express themslves more freely in traffic jams."