Mental Wellness Fan Gifts

'Lately my business instincts and intuitions have been on opposing sides.'

"What do you want to talk about first...the kleptomania or the hoarding?"

"The overthinker"

'If you don't chill out, you are definitely heading for a meltdown...!'

"It's hard not to take a mutiny personally."

"Uptight End"

'I tried being pessimistic. I was terrible at it.'

"I appreciate the support. It feels good to finally get that off my chest."

"The first step is admitting you're a dog."

Dreams I have had...

DNA Analysis.

Mental Health System Breakdown

"I'm a glass-half-empty and I'm leaking."

"I'm going on a little mental-health walk and you're not coming with me."

'I cause sneezes.' 'I cause fever' 'I cause that 'I don't know- I just don't feel too good' feeling.'

'It took years of therapy before I became the Bluebird of Happiness.'

I applied for a job with NASA but they turned me down. I think it was because I told them I wanted to be an astronaut because in space, you can't cry because there's no gravity and tears can't flow.

"Try letting the ball come to you."

"I'm feeling somewhat optimistic. Let's get perennials."

'You again? You know it's called a mid-life crisis, not mid-week!'

'What makes you think no-one understands you?'

'Sometimes I think if it wasn't for Lucy here, I'd go mad.'

Feel alienated by technology? Tell me more. Press 1 for yes, 2 for no.

'During the next commercial, I'd like to talk to you about your childhood.'

'Would you feel less inferior if I made you a Colonel?'

'If you don't notice an improvement after a few weeks, we can try a different cone.'

'My girl friend wants me to put my inner child back inside where he belongs.'

I've been feeling sluggish lately.

"Why do you feel you have an inner conflict?"

'Pencil on couch being psycho analysed.'

Psychiatrist: Mind over matter filing trays.

'I don't believe in myself any more.'

''Normal' seems too much to shoot for ... but maybe I can keep you out of the nuthouse.'

"You must learn to let go."

'Now while you're cranking the Jack in the Box Tommy, I want you to tell me your thoughts.'