Mental Wellness Fan Prints

'Lately my business instincts and intuitions have been on opposing sides.'

"The overthinker"

'If you don't chill out, you are definitely heading for a meltdown...!'

"It's hard not to take a mutiny personally."

"Uptight End"

'I tried being pessimistic. I was terrible at it.'

"I appreciate the support. It feels good to finally get that off my chest."

Dreams I have had...

"The first step is admitting you're a dog."

DNA Analysis.

"I'm going on a little mental-health walk and you're not coming with me."

"I'm a glass-half-empty and I'm leaking."

"I'm feeling somewhat optimistic. Let's get perennials."

'I cause sneezes.' 'I cause fever' 'I cause that 'I don't know- I just don't feel too good' feeling.'

Mental Health System Breakdown

'You again? You know it's called a mid-life crisis, not mid-week!'

"Try letting the ball come to you."

'It took years of therapy before I became the Bluebird of Happiness.'

'What makes you think no-one understands you?'

'Sometimes I think if it wasn't for Lucy here, I'd go mad.'

Feel alienated by technology? Tell me more. Press 1 for yes, 2 for no.

'During the next commercial, I'd like to talk to you about your childhood.'

'My girl friend wants me to put my inner child back inside where he belongs.'

'Pencil on couch being psycho analysed.'

'If you don't notice an improvement after a few weeks, we can try a different cone.'

I've been feeling sluggish lately.

"Why do you feel you have an inner conflict?"

'Would you feel less inferior if I made you a Colonel?'

Psychiatrist: Mind over matter filing trays.

'I don't believe in myself any more.'

"You must learn to let go."

''Normal' seems too much to shoot for ... but maybe I can keep you out of the nuthouse.'

Man constantly stressing

'Now while you're cranking the Jack in the Box Tommy, I want you to tell me your thoughts.'